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Boys, be honest! Do you really hook up with your fans often?

Tom: “Yeah, I guess you can call it that. It happened more then once. The saying 'Everyone needs a dock in every city' fits perfectly with that. But, we're still young, right?


Georg: “Well… Bill and Gustav are more like "Hey, let's go play Monopoly in our rooms tonight!". Tom and I just play some different games then. (grins)”


Tom: “Bill is always saying, that he believes in true love. But I think, you have to find true love, because you wont find her otherwise. And I am anxiously searching!”

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Tom: “Yeah… well… uhm.. no…. Its just a fake for the media. It happened more than once. The saying ‘everybody needs a fuck in every city fits perfectly’.. Bill and I were caught making out backstage and that’s when it all started… but we’re still young… right?”


Georg: “Bill and Gustav are like ‘Hey, lets go play monopoly in our rooms tonight!’.. Tom and I know very well what does Bill means when he says the word ‘GAME’ and the word ‘ROOM’ all together in a same sentence. (grins)”


Tom: “Bill is always saying that he believes In true love. But I know he just pretends to still be searching for it. he has me. We just cant let the media find out.. though I know the fans suspect about it.. but some day one of them will publish that private video of Bill and I on the internet… I am anxiously waiting!”

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[From TH online Chat]

Girl:” My sister says Bill is gay!”


Bill:”… My brother thinks I’m not! ”

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Girl:”My jealous ‘I hate you cause I wont ever be able to pull that look as fucking hot as you do’ sister says Bill is GAY!”

Bill:”My Brother enjoys the truth. You can ask him. ;)”

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What does a real rock-life mean to you?

Georg: “Fun on stage!”


Tom: “We dont really live like that. With rock also comes festivals, camping and stuff.”


Bill: “We mainly rock on stage and parties.”


Tom: “Yeah, at parties I don’t care how filthy it is and how you come out of it!”

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Georg: “Fun on stage!”


Tom: “We don’t really live like that. With rock also comes risky sex at festivals, camping and stuff..”


Bill: “We mainly ‘rock’ in the normal way”


Tom: “Yeah… at parties I don’t care who’s staring at us when he makes me come”

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Tom, how long ago you started to think about sex and what's about it?

Tom [14 years]: “Well, I started only few months ago, yes, something like that.”


Bill [14 Years]:”I think it was much before actually...”

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Tom [14 years]:”well.. I started after the first time Bill and I took a shower together…a couple months ago…yes… something like that…”


Bill [14 years]:”I think… I caught you masturbating in my bed… much before actually… ”

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Where do you get info about sex?

Tom:”Well.. from classmates, friends, TV, Internet...”


Bill:” Yes, and we had lessons of that kind. Truth is… I have never been on them.

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Tom:”Well.. I was born with that in my veins actually…”


Bill:”Yes… and he is my living sex lessons manual.. truth is.. I could’ve never asked for something better.. ❤”

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Georg, what can you comment us about Tour?

Georg: “Well.. sometimes when Bill gets scared.. he is sleeping with Tom.”

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Georg:”Well.. sometimes when Bill gets scared.. he is sleeping with Tom… for example… He got scared every single night in our last Zimmer Tour… he gets scared backstage too.. he gets scared on plains.. on our ban.. on our studio back rooms… under restaurant tables.. on clubs.. on after parties… My conception of the word ‘Scared’ its totally the most ‘innocent’ one of course.”

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It doesn’t matter where you appear, the girls always seem to go crazy about you. How is that?

Bill: “I love it, when our fans start to scream when they see us. I’m happy when they’re happy. That’s very natural. I used to love a few people too and just had to meet them. They would’ve done me a huge favor if they just said 'hello' to me. That’s why we like to take care of our fans.”


Tom: “Our contact with our fans is very important. We owe them a lot. A lot of celebrities seem to forget, that without their fans, they’re nothing. Not us, to us Fans are really important!”

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Bill: “I love it. when our fans start to scream when they see us touching. I’m happy when my Tomi is happy. We are very natural. I only love one person in my life.. but if I had another idols, they would have done me a huge favor if he just kissed or touched in front of me.. That’s why we like to temp and take care our fans so much”


Tom: “Our contact, for the fans is very important. We owe them so many ideas. Bill and I have such great sex thanks to them and their fantasies. A lot of celebrities seem to forget that with out their fans, they’re nothing… Not us.
To us our fans are really important!”

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Doesn't it scare you, that some fans completely freak out when they see you?

Georg: “Sometimes. Once, we were at a TV-show, and one girl could shake hands with us. We were really scared, she looked ready to collapse. She was trembling so bad. And then she started crying.”


Bill: “She was really done for. I really dont know what to do when something like that happens.”

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Georg: “Sometimes.. Once, we were at a TV-show and one girl saw Bill getting hard for Tom. And we were really scared, she looked really to collapse just like Biil’s zipper. She was trembling so bad and then she started bleeding for her nose.”


Bill: “She was really done for. I really don’t know what to do when I get hard on public because of Tom’s fault.”

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Have you thought of tricks to calm girls down?

Bill: “Yes, I just talk to them normally. That calms them down, because they notice, I am just human too. The Important thing is, to not let there become a weird silence, because they will get uncomfortable again.”


Tom: “But if you hold them, it only gets worse.”


Georg: “They totally freak out then.”


Tom: “ Well, it's different with Georg. If he embraces you, it's kind of okay.(laughs)”


Bill: “Yes.. We just crack jokes and then they calm down.”

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Bill: “Yes, I just talk to Tom. That calms them down because they notice they have to shut up to listen whatever I’m naughtily whispering to Tom’s ears.. The important thing is.. not let them see us away in any moment… because they’ll get uncomfortable again. ”


Tom: “But if he holds me, it only gets worse”


Georg: “They totally freak out then”


Tom: “Well.. its different with Georg ..if he embraces me… Bill gets bitchy.. but its kind of okay”


Bill:”We just crack jokes on Georg and they distract from our constant crotch perv staring”

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Lots of your fans style themselves like you..

Tom:” It would be great to give a concert for doppelgangers. To see little Bill's, Tom's, Georg's and Gustav's. That would be so cool!”


Bill: “I never saw a little Tom.. before..”

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Tom:”It will be great to give a concert for doppelgangers.. to see Little Bill’s specially.. that’s my secret fetish..”


Bill:”oh.. the ‘Little Tomi’ I see before every concert.. its NOTHING close to ‘little’…”

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How do you take people’s comments about your make up and stuff?

Bill:” It hurt me at first, but now it doesn’t matter to me. Tom and I always did.. our own thing and we never really cared what others could think or say about us.”


Tom: “(grins) Yeah, and if someone wants to hurt my little brother, they will have to go through me first.”

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Bill:”It hurt me at first… but now it doesn’t matter to me.. Tom and I always did it anytime, anyhow, anywhere..and in front of anyone.. and we never really cared what others could think or say about us”


Tom:”(grins) Yeah. And if someone wants to hurt my little lover they would have to go through me first.”

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What would you forbid to your brother if you would be a manager?

Bill:”Our manager has no rights to forbid something to us! But if I could, I'd forbid him to wear caps. He's crazy on them and has already a collection!”

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Bill:”Our manager has no rights to forbid something to us! But if I could… I’d forbid him to wear caps… and ten sizes bigger shirts.. and pants… and….. just everything… I’d rather see him walking around naked… and what a great manager I would be!”

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Do you like to kiss?

Bill:” Yes sir! Tom and I had our first kiss with the same girl! We were only 10 and she was already 13!”

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Bill:”Hell YES! Tom and I had our first tongue kiss in front of the same girl. She was 13 and she was traumatized until she got 15 cause We were only 10 but we did it as if we were 18!”

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Tom Do you sometimes worry about Bill?

Tom:” yes, because Bill is very cranky. He has to be careful not to lose his voice. I have worries that he might not be able to do our long tour. That's why I personally cook tea for him.”

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Tom:”Yes, because Bill is very ‘special’. He has to be careful not to ruin his throat. I have worries that he might not be able to do our long tour. That’s why I make him drink all my “personal healing tea”

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Do you watch out for each other when your parents aren't with you?


Tom:” Yes, when we're on tour I always say to Bill: "Put on your turtle neck" and "No camping outside today, you Draussi. (laughs)”

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Tom:”Yes, when we’re on Tour I always say to Bill: “Put your turtle neck or no sex outside at camping … you little gummy bear <3”

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Tom always appear to be cool, can he also be emotional?

Bill: “Tom has a very soft core. Just like me.. he can be in love, emotional, and sad. He just doesn't show as openly as I. But He lets it all out at home.”


Tom:” The two times in my life that I cried, Bill was with me.”

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Bill: “Tom has a very soft core. Just like me. He can make love instead of just sex and he can be all emotional and sad. He just doesn’t show it as openly as I. But he lets it all out in my arms..”


Tom:”The two times in my life that I cried… Bill was IN me…”

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Do you wanna move in together later?

Bill: “Yes, we cannot imagine living any other way. Well maybe in two houses next to each other. Or in two apartments connected with a door.”

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Bill:”Yes, we can not live in a any other way. well.. maybe in two or three different houses or two apartments connected.. its always good to ‘do it’ in different places not always the same bath..the same couch.. the same floor.. the same wall… the same table… or the same bed…..”

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Aren't you jealous if one of you has a girlfriend?..what if she said: Your brother ..or me?


Bill:” No. We grant each other when the other one is in love. If a girl is important to Tom, I will accept it, no matter what I think of her."


Tom:” The relationship with a girl is completely different than ours. I cannot imagine trusting a girl like I trust Bill. Also, I wouldn't spend less time with Bill if I had a girlfriend, she would have to accept that.. she will have to acquiesce with seeing my brother's face every morning.”


Bill: “If she really had something against my brother, I couldn't love her anyway. I won't let anyone stand between me and Tom.”

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Bill:”Yes. I’m uber fucking jealous. We grant each other when we are in love. If I am important to Tom then the girl will have to fucking accept it no matter what she fucking thinks of me.”


Tom:”the relationship with girls are completely different than ours. They are just curtains. I can not imagine trusting a girl like I trust Bill. And thrusting IN a girl like I thrust IN Bill. Also.. I wont spend time with anybody else when I’m with Bill. They will have to accept that… they will have to deal with seeing my baby brothers face in the same bed.. every morning.”


Bill”If they really had something against my brother I wouldn’t care a fuck anyways. I wont let anyone stand between my and Tomi ”

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If you could take only Three things to a desert island. What three things would you take?


Bill:”Tom.. a jet ski… and a laptop…”


Tom:”Bill… a jet ski… and a girl”


Georg:”a girl… a jet ski… and….”


Gustav:”a girl is always gut..…. My ipod.. and…. Yes… Georg….”

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Bill:”Tom… lube…. And .. hairspray”


Tom:”Bill…. caps…and porn…”


Georg:”hair straightener.. hair ties …and… ”


Gustav:”Binoculars to spy the twins.. drum sticks and yes.. Georg… ”

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In your song "Spring nicht" Bill sings about somebody who doesn't want to live any more. Tom, what would you do if Bill really felt like this?

Bill:” If one of us didn't want to live, the other one wouldn't want it either.”


Tom: “If Bill feels bad, I feel bad, too. But of course I would do everything to save Bill. If someone can do it, it's me.”


Bill:” There was this one time when I was in hospital. My tonsils were taken out. When I woke up from the narcosis, Tom was already at my bed. He sat there every day and also slept there. The only person I wanted to see was my brother. Nobody else could help me in such a situation.”

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Bill: “we cant live with out each other.”


Tom: “If Bill feels bad.. I feel bad too. I’d kick his ass if he EVER dared to jump just because he doesn’t want to live any more…he can not leave me alone in this world… but of course I’d do anything to save my Bill. No one else can do it. it’s only me.”


Bill:”There was this time when I was in the hospital, my tonsils were taken out.. when I woke up from the narcosis, Tom was already IN my bed… he slept there every day ..and we also did it there too… the only person I wanted to see was my love.. Nobody else could comfort me in such situation like he did.. and he still always does… ”

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Do you tell each other how much you mean to each other?... what will happen if something happens to one of you?


Bill:” Sure we tell each other, that we love each other …hug each other, squeeze. But actually we don't need to do that. We just know, how much we mean to each other…


I imagine the following situation: We stand together on a cliff and somebody says:  
One of you has to jump now and will never come back.
We would definitely jump together.… I’m 100% sure.”


Tom:”My best birthday present… Was 10 minutes after my birth.. It was Bill.”

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